No beer and no TV make Homer go crazy!
Summary
The Ultimate Simpsons Doom is a graphics and sound mod where you play as Homer Simpson killing his friends and family (they replace the monsters). As it only replaces graphics and sounds it can be used with either Doom or Doom II.
The wad also contains a SNDINFO lump which remaps some sounds for source ports (such as ZDoom) that support this lump type. The original Dos engines and source ports that don't support this lump, will simply ignore it when the WAD is loaded and play the mod without the remapped sounds.
Cast
Entryway simpsonified
- Homer Jay Simpson — Doomguy, Waffen SS
- Moe Syzlack — Zombieman
- Chief Clancy Wiggum — Shotgun Guy
- Abraham Jay "Grampa" Simpson — Heavy Weapon Dude
- Ned Flanders — Imp
- Barney Gumble — Demon/Pinky
- The head of Herschel "Krusty the Klown" Krustofsky — Lost Soul
- Bumblebee Man — Cacodemon
- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon — Hell Knight
- Robert "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger — Baron of Hell
- Maggie Simpson — Arachnotron
- Groundskeeper Willie — Mancubus
- Simpsons TV set — Pain Elemental
- Bart Simpson — Revenant
- Marge Simpson — Arch-Vile
- Charles Montgomery Burns "Monty Burns/Mr. Burns" — The Cyberdemon
- Waylon Smithers — The Spider Mastermind
- Nelson Muntz — The Icon of Sin
Other
Homer with a BFG 9000
Homer uses the same exact weapons as in the original Doom games. However some of the items (the health restoring items and special items in particular) have changed to fit the atmosphere of the Simpsons.
- A pile of donuts — Health Potion
- A can of Duff Beer — Stimpack
- A 6-Pack of Duff Beer — Medikit
- A Bucket of Chicken — Soul Sphere
- A Purple Bowling Ball — MegaSphere
The ammo and armor items remain the same as in the original Doom games. The stages in the game are exactly like those in whatever IWAD is loaded, but having a more colorful appearance. This is because the WADfile has no level data, only sounds and graphics. It is thus possible to use this mod with other Doom-based games, such as Ultimate Doom or TNT.
Quotes
This game has a set of (sometimes comedic) quotes straight from the TV show.
Homer Simpson
- Intro — "Ahahahahahahaha."
- Falling from a high ledge — "HAAALO!!!"
- Attacking an enemy with a punch — "I'm trying to knock you out!!"
- Picking up an item — "*Munch* *munch*... more." (Treehouse of Horror IV)
- Pushing on a wall — "Shut up!"
- Picking up a weapon — "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH."
- Picking up a special item — "Can't murder now. Eating."
- Killing Ned Flanders — "WOOHOO! In, your, face Flanders!"
- Gibbing an enemy — "Heh, heh, heh. Where's the beef?
- Taking damage — "D'oh!" (stock clip)
- Death — "OW!! Ow, they're defending themselves somehow."
Moe Syzlack
- Intro — "What are you looking at?" or "I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and put starving dogs up your butt."
- Death — "AAUUGH, GGGAAAHHH. I'm choking on my own rage, here" or "I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment." (Who Shot Mr. Burns, part 2)
Chief Wiggum
- Intro — "Send it *this* way, boy."
- Death — "You'll burn for this." or "That's nice work, boys."
Grampa Simpson
- Intro — "We have to kill the boy!" (Treehouse of Horror IV)
- Death — "Gah, darnit."
Ned Flanders
- Intro — "I'M A MUR-DIDDLY-URDLER!!!"
- Damage — "WOAH, Nelly."
- Death — "Murder? MUOAOAOAOAOAO."
Barney
- Intro — "LALALALA PIDO!"
- Attacking — <belch> (stock clip)
- Damage — "OW!"
- Death — "OW! Cut it out!"
Krusty the Klown
- Attacking — "MUAWHAHAHAHA!"
- Damage — "GAH!"
Bumblebee Man
- Intro — " “¡Ay, ay, ay, no me gusta!” (stock clip — “I don’t like it!”)
- Damage — "Ay."
- Death — "¡Ay, no es bueno!" (stock clip — “that's not good!”)
Apu
- Intro — "Silly customer, you can not hurt a Twinkie."
- Death — 'I'll see you in hell."
Sideshow Bob
- Intro — "Prepare to be murdered."
- Death — "I'll be back. MWAHAHAHA!"
Maggie Simpson
- Intro — (Sucking on her Pacifier) (stock clip)
- Death — "Daddy." (Lisa's First Word)
Groundskeeper Willie
- Intro — "You Croquet-playing, mint muncher."
- Death — "You blouse-wearing, poodle walker!" (Treehouse of Horror IV)
Simpsons' TV
- Intro — "They fight, and fight and fight and fight and fight." (stock clip)
- Death — "The Itchy & Sctratchy Show!" (stock clip)
Bart Simpson
- Intro — "MWAHAHAHAHA!!"
- Damage — "Ow, quit it." (Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire)
- Death — "NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!"
Marge Simpson
- Intro — "Watch out!"
- Hunting — (plaintively) "Homer!"
- Death — "I told you to watch out."
Mr. Burns
- Intro — "Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead." (Treehouse of Horror IV)
- Damage — "Dammit."
- Death — "All bones...shattered. All organs...leaking...vital fluids. Slight headache...lost of apetite. Smithers, I'm going to die."
Smithers
- Intro — "Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?" (Treehouse of Horror IV, although this line is actually said by Homer)
- Damage — "Nice job."
- Death — "SMITHEEEEERS!!!"
Textures
- The "D'oh" graffito on some textures is of course Homer's standard annoyed grunt.
- "No TV and no beer make Homer go something something" refers to Treehouse of Horror V.
- Various of the impaled or hanging corpses are replaced by Simpsons characters, such as Lisa or Santa's Little Helper. One of them is the ham from Moe Baby Blues.
Trivia
- Apart from visual appropriateness, the likely reason Maggie was chosen to be the Arachnotron is because the Arachnotron's thing type is MT_BABY.
- Another pun involves casting Marge as the Arch-Vile — thus making her a Marge-Vile.