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The UAC Spokesperson is a recurring character in Doom (2016) and Doom Eternal.
Doom (2016)[]
The UAC Spokesperson is a holographic representation of a man providing overview of the Union Aerospace Corporation's background. He appears throughout the UAC Mars facility.
Doom Eternal[]
Another UAC Spokesperson, this time female, is a corrupted hologram cheerfully spouting support for Hell. She appears multiple times in numerous chapters, either saying something that supports the demonic invasion of Earth, advertising a blood donation program to Hell and mocking the Doom Slayer, claiming that one man can’t stop the armies of Hell, among other things.
Quotes[]
Doom (2016)[]
- Welcome to the UAC, now 221 accident free days.
- Welcome to the UAC's Mars Installation, located in the vast Hellas Plain impact basin. This high tech mining and research facility is pushing the boundaries of the imagination each and every day. As a valued employee, your loyalty is more than just a commitment to the UAC, it's a commitment to the future of mankind. Thank you for your service.
- The UAC: the world is counting on us, how committed are you?
- The UAC: weaponizing demons, for a brighter tomorrow!
- The UAC: opening the gates of Hell with the key to the future.
- The UAC: the road to the success is paved with Argent Energy.
- All UAC employees are subject to regular Med-Checks to ensure their production capabilities are not degraded.
- Here at the UAC, we take pride in nurturing a growing workforce. And each year we harvest only the best of the best. Are you ready to move up? To take on new challenges? To become more than you ever dreamed you could be? Talk to your supervisor to see if you meet the requirements for this year's Soul Harvest.
- God rested on the seventh day. But imagine how much further along we would be if he hadn't? The UAC is committed to excellence that's why we implemented the seven day work week. Now you can achieve greatness alongside your coworkers every day. Let's never stop achieving.
- Have you filled out your UAC accidental death and dismemberment form yet? See Jessica in human resources for assistance.
Doom Eternal[]
- Behold the fruits of our labor!
- Take a moment to look around you. Witness the beauty of the world we have created.
- Please assemble in an orderly fashion and move towards the nearest harvesting zone. Thank you!
- Thanks to the UAC Hell Merger initiative, humanity can now reach its full potential.
- The cleansing of Earth is a necessary step on the path to a brighter tomorrow.
- The UAC would like to thank you for your support during this transition. Your suffering continues to inspire us!
- Forget about the future, to suffer is to be present.
- The UAC: because it takes a lot of hard work to make a prophecy happen.
- Please remain calm. You may notice a slight change in the environment. Fear not - it's all part of the plan.
- My brothers and sisters, let's help to make our friend's transition into their new world a comfortable one.
- Remember, 'demon' can be an offensive term. Refer to them as 'mortally challenged'.
- Earth is the melting pot of the universe.
- Sometimes evolution just needs a little push. And here at the UAC, we push hard.
- Don't be afraid! Once your soul has been consumed, your fear will cease to exist.
- The UAC, bridging the gap between humanity and the mortally challenged.
- Ask not what we can do for you, ask what you can do for us.
- Do not run from our mortally challenged guests. Be a good host to our new friends.
- The UAC, your blood sacrifice today, makes for a better tomorrow.
- See new sights. Make new friends. Soar to new heights. Join the official mortally-challenged visitor welcoming committee, today!
- Good news for the faithful: The deceiver, Samuel Hayden has fallen - the ARC is no more.
- The cleansing of Earth will ensure a 100% natural environment for the remainder of our planet's history.
- Embrace your suffering young advocates. Beyond the pain there is enlightenment.
- No one is born a sinner. You have to work hard to achieve success!
- Evolution is our destination. When they arrive, we arrive.
- You believe the Doom Slayer will save you? Your salvation lies with us, not him.
- The UAC changing the world, one soul at a time.
- Our trans-dimensional friends shall not walk on tainted ground. Earth must be cleansed.
- To live for the UAC is your duty. To suffer for the UAC is a privilege.
- Have an emergency? Just dial six, three times on your mobile phone, and a UAC representative will be glad to assist you.
- He is the UAC. She is the UAC. They are the UAC. WE are the UAC.
- It takes a touch of insanity to change the world.
- You pray for his return, the SLAYER - the savior of humanity. You think one man can stop the armies of Hell?
- Welcome to Hell! Brought to you by your friends at the UAC.
- See Jessica in HR and sign up now for the UAC Mortally Challenged Blood Drive. Be generous. Give your blood. Give ALL of your blood.
- The myth of the Doom Slayer; his power, his will to continue. These are the lies of the non-believers.
- The UAC - we've got guts. HUGE guts!
- Death is really simple. So why do we make it so complicated?
- The Doom Marine cannot save you. No one can save you.
- That which does not kill us...is weak.
- How hard can it be to kill just one man?
- Can someone kill this idiot, please?!
- Oh my brothers and sisters, something wonderful is coming. Something truly wonderful.
- Lemmy is God!
- Soon the gods will walk among us once again. Only then shall we find salvation.
- Have you ever wondered if there is life after death? Join the UAC and find out, now!
- We want your mind and body, and your immortal soul.
- Think of how blessed you are to bear witness to the End of Days!
Trivia[]
- The male UAC Spokesperson in DOOM (2016) is voiced by Bumper Robinson. The female UAC Spokesperson in DOOM Eternal is voiced by Jeannie Tirado.
- The quote "Lemmy is God!" is a reference to the 1994 movie Airheads.