User:Ashley Pomeroy

My name's Ashley Mark Pomeroy and I'm a chap. I'm approaching the age of thirty. From 1999 to the end of 2001, I worked as a freelance writer for Future Publishing in Bath, England, on some of their least successful computer gaming titles. I also wrote two books and spent 2000-2002 working full-time as a copywriter for Loot.com in London. Since then I've moved back to my home town of Salisbury, in Wiltshire, where the living is easy and the cotton is high.

Not a particularly impressive career, but it means that I have nothing to prove to anyone, not you or anyone. I would describe my general outlook as a mixture of arrogant contempt and downright hatred; I can hide it, but it makes me angry to do so because I am no longer my own master. As such I am not best suited to a Wiki environment, because I don't like other people. In fact, I hate other people and I would love to see them suffer. In my experience most people deserve to suffer. I persist with editing Wikis such as this because I am bloodyminded and also because I want you to suffer.

Whenever there is a disaster on the television my heart soars, because it means that other people are suffering. 2005 was a good year in that respect. So far 2006 has been a relative disappointment, but there are still eleven months to go.

Politically, socially, and in all other respects I am exactly as you would expect me to be. -Ashley Pomeroy 19:25, 27 January 2006 (UTC)