User:Serafettin3

Serafettin3 (also known as Chris-Chan) is an autistc jewish catholic taliban member and leader of Joe Biden's prostitute army. He is obsessed with gay shit like Gravity Falls, the Doom franchise and Serious Sam. His current state is ASCENDED according to this:

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Early life and shit
Serafettin on his way to buy My Little Pony porn

Serafettin3 was the result of a failed experimentation by a group of white supremacists in an attempt to bring Hitler back by cloning him from an aborted deformed fetus. Once they discovered that the abonimation was nothing like they seemed, they tossed it in the garbage. The cunt wasted away in the dumpster until it was adopted by his "family", who were a remnant population of neanderthals. After Serafettin was adopted, he spent the rest of his pathetic life in his mother's basement in the cold and darkness until he weighed over 1000 kilograms and had to be hauled out of the basement with a crane. He was way too fat to fit into any clothes so he had to live his life naked.

Life was very difficult for Serafettin since was forced to live with an extremely small penis that could only be seen under a microscope. Most of the time, this pseudopenis was hidden underneath four layers of fat. Since he had such a small dick, he was forced to sit on the toilet like a woman to urinate. His balls had never dropped due to his birth defects and thus were reabsorbed back into his fat. He had a very strange life and was known to have sex with the homeless and smoke soft shit on his free time.

As for "hobbies", he loved masturbating to pictures of Serious Sam and My Little Pony porn. He wasted a lot of his life on the cancerous tumor in the bowels of the internet known as Discord, where he would post stupid shit and say overused, trashy phrases to his faggot "friends" in a lame attempt to sound cool. He also committed vile acts of trolling on the internet and blocked anyone who disagreed with his terrible methods and uploaded fucking ugly images to the Serious Sam wiki which were way too dark and postioned the wrong way because he was a cross-eyed piece of shit and used to the darkness in his mum's basement.

One day, the fat cunt was one day heard of and recruited by isis which used him to create the tumor known as memes and infest the internet with them, shortly after he had oral sex with osama itself at a pay-whatever-you-want-fuck-as-much-as-you-can station.

Death
Being a fat cunt, Serafettin wanted to change his life around by ordering a penile enlargement procedure. After it was done, he was warned to not insert the enlarged schlong into his rectum, but he did not listen, which resulted in his penis-anus combination creating an endless loop black-hole thing which shaved off his pubes and died melting to shit.